I need a brain transplant.

azntoo:

skindeap:

shakeitoffpickyourselfup:

aromaeus:

jshaath:

Please take one minute out of your day and watch this. It’s the ugly truth.

I hear no lies.

yoooo

I did not think she would go there but then she did I literally screamed YAAAAAASSSSS BITCH DRAG THEM LIKE YOU’RE TRYNA WALK A CAT

oh shit

okaysizedbangtheory:

the harsh reality of our economic situation

okaysizedbangtheory:

the harsh reality of our economic situation

'Coming out'
Daughter: Dad, I have been waiting for the right moment to tell you that I am a lesbian. It is very difficult for me to tell you something like this, so I hope you understand and don't get mad. *makes cute face*
Dad: It's okay honey. I love you.
Second daughter: I'm a lesbian too.
Dad: Jesus Christ! None of my kids likes boys?
Son: I do.
gerard-you-little-shit:

mother-fricker:

WHAT

PLOT FUCKIN TWIST????

gerard-you-little-shit:

mother-fricker:

WHAT

PLOT FUCKIN TWIST????

disneybloggin:

e4ngel:

I’m jealous of this little girl… I am almost 19 years old and I still wish to go to Disney.

Awwwwwww

disneybloggin:

e4ngel:

I’m jealous of this little girl… I am almost 19 years old and I still wish to go to Disney.

Awwwwwww

inquisitoreric:

Grant Gustin -SDCC 2014